"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks." (UnKnown)
Dear Internet Friend,
I am so grateful for the Internet. A long time ago in a galaxy far away we were real life acquaintances. We use to meet up for drinks and random chit chat. Thankfully the Internet has made our lives so much easier. It has helped us become more and more isolated in real life, while at the same time becoming more and more connected on Facebook and Twitter. Yippie!! When you announced that you were pregnant I didn't receive a phone call, a letter, or a visit. I received a lovely instant message that began “Guess what”?. I really enjoyed that virtual drink that you sent me on Facebook. It was much more enjoyable than a real one, plus less calories!
Affectionately yours,
Beautifully Flawed
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