I apologize (Oh honest and true.). Because I know I was wrong and so I sing you this song. And I'm tryna get through to make it up to you yeah. (Anita Baker)
I hope and pray that there is nobody out there that is holding a grudge against me.
I would love for the following parties to look deep in their hearts and please forgive.
This letter goes out to:
- All the individuals who I was late meeting for Happy Hour, dinners, movies, etc. It showed poor home training and lack of respect for your time. I apologize. Resolution: I will now call to properly inform you that I will be 15 minutes late.
- Best pals who've called with boyfriend drama and I let your call go straight to voicemail. Lord knows I've bent your ear perhaps a time or two and I should really be there in your time of need. Resolution: Even though we discussed your situation that day for 8 hours straight on instant messenger, I will pick up the phone and I will deliver my lines on cue: "He is so going to regret breaking up with you", "His new girlfriend is such a cow"
- Random people I might have misconstrued the truth to. Be it the one whale of a tale or a little white lie I apologize for not being upfront and honest. Resolution: Plead the fifth from here on out.
- The slow walking folks. I would like to apologize to the people I have sped walked passed to make sure I was the next person in line. My brisk walk past you stirring up dust is uncalled for. Resolution: I will try and contain the competitive beast within and appreciate being a lollygagger.
- All persons I've encountered in my life that I might have offended in some shape in form on purpose or unknowingly. Resolution: Pray that you get a sense of humor. (I kid, I kid)
Affectionately yours,
Beautifully Flawed
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